not to be pretentious but yall should really read this… C.H.A.T. (Come Here for All Talk)

[Local Dog]

there’s a phone number you can call for this though they may secretly laugh at you for calling over a 50 cent loss

I wanted to bet my enitre wallet with all its contents and a voucher for the souls of my parents but the girl I took the bet with didn't want stakes this high

 

[phoopes]

from another thread:

Did you know that I am completely average height and everyone else is just small and as such doorframes and chairs and clothing should be adjusted to me

how tall are you, local dog?

 

[zf]

from another thread:



how tall are you, local dog?

Mich surpirse That you must aske

 

[Local Dog]

how tall are you, local dog?

Normal height

In standard units it's 194cm, it's 6'3 or 6'4 in burger units (varies by the site I use to convert it weirdly enough)

I was at some beach club on Friday and they only had beach chairs and they killed my back because they are made for smaller fellas, not for an average sized man like me

 

[antemortem]

Mich surpirse That you must aske
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the height differential between arcanine and eevee is unexpectedly

jarring

 

[skippergamez]

Why was this amazing hottie thread unpinned

 

[Local Dog]

I am so consumed by Key and Peele recently. Always liked them but I am obsessed currently

Like I can quote this word for word

 

[Local Dog]

I have a weirdly high desire to make basil pesto but no desire to eat it

 

[awyp]

I have a weirdly high desire to make basil pesto but no desire to eat it

interesting, probably cus it looks like throw-up

 

[Fishy]

uhhh. today is my bday. everybody clap

 

[BestDatrix]

everybody
We said clap motherfucker

 

[Cancel cult]

everybody
We said clap motherfucker

amazing what a bit of blackmail can accomplish

 

[Local Dog]

uhhh. today is my bday. everybody clap

 

[Local Dog]

I was at the park and I saw some guy pushing a stroller and he had a huge ass. Like humungous cheeks. Real thick

 

[Shandeur]

I was at the park and I saw some guy pushing a stroller and he had a huge ass. Like humungous cheeks. Real thick

"Everyone is so mean 2 me </3"

 

[Troubadour1]

I was at the park and I saw some guy pushing a stroller and he had a huge ass. Like humungous cheeks. Real thick

Did he look like this by chance?

 

[Local Dog]

Brazil is beyond my comprehension and it scares me

 

[Local Dog]

If I see a woman in public whose having a wardrobe malfunction and doesn't notice it, is it polite to ignore it? Cause mentioning it discreetly seems creepy to me

 

[awyp]

If I see a woman in public whose having a wardrobe malfunction and doesn't notice it, is it polite to ignore it? Cause mentioning it discreetly seems creepy to me

I think it depends how bad it is

 

[Local Dog]

I am 23, how is my hair already turning gray

 

[Cancel cult]

I am 23, how is my hair already turning gray

skill issue

 

[Ullar]

got a hotel room w my wife for our anniversary weekend. it just feels so incredibly different to be Just Us, with nobody else expecting us or to think about. highly recommending it for any partners tbhh

 

[Bakugames]

Brazil is beyond my comprehension and it scares me

damn bro whatd we do

 

[Local Dog]

damn bro whatd we do

I could go into detail but like, that's brazilian pizza

 

[Bakugames]

I could go into detail but like, that's brazilian pizza

im not even a catupiry fan but this rules. brazilian pizza is how our children grow strong