aifaM wolF: Game Over! Kharozz wins!

[14:20:09] <&billymills> bass guitars
[14:20:11] <The_Lord> When I was a kid I used to play with Earthworms in the dirt. Being ornery creatures and all, I split them in two. Gross! But that is the fate of all Earthworms.
[14:20:11] <&Forte> When I was a kid I used to play with Earthworms in the dirt. Being ornery creatures and all, I split them in two. Gross! But that is the fate of all Earthworms.
[14:20:27] <@Exarius> hi bass
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01[14:23] <billymills> so what's the real deal here.
[14:23] <The_Lord> Honestly I don't really know.
[14:24] <The_Lord> I just saw an opportunity to troll EARTHWORM's game
[14:24] <The_Lord> I am not actually playing.
01[14:24] <billymills> lol
01[14:24] <billymills> what
01[14:24] <billymills> really?
[14:24] <The_Lord> Don't know who God really is though.
[14:24] <The_Lord> Yeah
01[14:25] <billymills> so you wouldn't mind if I lynched you right?
[14:25] <The_Lord> Go ahead.
01[14:26] <billymills> how did you get shade to say that message?
[14:27] <The_Lord> i cannot comment on that
[14:27] <The_Lord> ask him yourself

I think shade can provide corroborating logs.

I don't know what God is, nor if what bass did was really within the rules of the game, but I don't think God needs to be lynched at the moment.

There's no point in getting rid of some harmless role too early. Who knows, with all the wolves running around, chances are he'll be offed soon anyway. I'd rather off a killer.

No Lynch (For the time being)
 
Until we find a different lynch, "Lynch God" is currently a No Lynch. If Bass really was just joking then Raikage is God and can't be lynched, therefore nothing will happen. So my vote still stays as Lynch God (for now)
 

UncleSam

Leading this village
is a Forum Moderator Alumnus
We need 3-4 more votes for majority guys. There is absolutely no reason not to lynch God, unless you are a mafia or wolf trying to get protection. Also you would have to believe that Bass made up that Role PM just to troll, AND you would have to believe that he was perfectly faking caring about getting lynched when I talked to him, yet suddenly didn't give a rat's ass when billymills talked to him. This is the equivalent of no lynching guys, the only difference is that there is a chance we will take out a converter/wolf. There is absolutely no risk.
 
Agreeing with Chenn, lynching god is pretty much a no lynch, and nothing bad will happen to the village.

Edit: Ninja'd by Uncle Sam, he hit the nail on the head.
 

Bass

Brother in arms
is a Forum Moderator Alumnusis a Top CAP Contributor Alumnus
Need more proof as to why it's a bad idea to lynch the Lord?

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[15:04] <The_Lord> *want
[15:05] <LightWolf> Didn't anyone else ask for your protection my lord? HE could do it too
[15:05] <The_Lord> He doesn't believe me.
[15:06] <The_Lord> It's useless to negotiate with him.
[15:06] <LightWolf> Only the one who belive in you will be able to survive
[15:06] <LightWolf> foolish people
[15:07] <LightWolf> So yeah since I can't really help you with anything till it's night
[15:08] <LightWolf> Can you please answer me few questions?
[15:08] <The_Lord> Sure.
[15:08] <The_Lord> What are your questions?
[15:08] <LightWolf> Well what about Odin, Loki, Zeus, Poseidon and you know, the rest
[15:09] <LightWolf> Who are they?
[15:09] <The_Lord> All phonies.
[15:09] <LightWolf> I see
[15:09] <The_Lord> There is only one God. And that is me.
[15:09] <LightWolf> and what about Mythological creatures?
[15:10] <The_Lord> Same.
[15:10] <LightWolf> Awwwwwww
[15:11] <LightWolf> Can you create some Cerberuses when we have won My Lord?
[15:11] <The_Lord> If that is the wish of my children, then it shall be granted.
[15:11] <The_Lord> As long as people do not call it God.
[15:12] <LightWolf> I will call it doggie, that is fine yes?
[15:13] <The_Lord> Yes, it perfectly is.
[15:14] <LightWolf> Also, I know an easier way for you to gather your children My Lord! Just defeat the demons in this game and after that Brainwash humanity, this idea come from the above mentioned SMT:Strange Journey, it's fool proof and was proven to work!
[15:15] <The_Lord> That's the spirit!
[15:15] <The_Lord> I shall make you an honorary prophet.
[15:15] <LightWolf> Thank you My Lord
[15:15] <The_Lord> You are hereby known as: St. Dogenheimer.
[15:16] <LightWolf> Ah Dog and a bit german, what a great name, thank you My Lord!
[15:16] <The_Lord> You are welcome, St. Dogenheimer.
[15:17] <StDogenheimer> My Lord I have one last question
[15:18] <The_Lord> Go on.
[15:18] <StDogenheimer> Why is it that when making toast they always get cold by the time I finish making all the ones I need?
[15:24] <StDogenheimer> I hope to have not angered you in any way with my last question My Lord! If it is so, I deeply regret doing so!
By the way, all you wolves playing along with this lynch are foolish heretics. UncleSam an even bigger one if he is one of them.
 

UncleSam

Leading this village
is a Forum Moderator Alumnus
Need more proof as to why it's a bad idea to lynch the Lord?

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[15:04] <The_Lord> *want
[15:05] <LightWolf> Didn't anyone else ask for your protection my lord? HE could do it too
[15:05] <The_Lord> He doesn't believe me.
[15:06] <The_Lord> It's useless to negotiate with him.
[15:06] <LightWolf> Only the one who belive in you will be able to survive
[15:06] <LightWolf> foolish people
[15:07] <LightWolf> So yeah since I can't really help you with anything till it's night
[15:08] <LightWolf> Can you please answer me few questions?
[15:08] <The_Lord> Sure.
[15:08] <The_Lord> What are your questions?
[15:08] <LightWolf> Well what about Odin, Loki, Zeus, Poseidon and you know, the rest
[15:09] <LightWolf> Who are they?
[15:09] <The_Lord> All phonies.
[15:09] <LightWolf> I see
[15:09] <The_Lord> There is only one God. And that is me.
[15:09] <LightWolf> and what about Mythological creatures?
[15:10] <The_Lord> Same.
[15:10] <LightWolf> Awwwwwww
[15:11] <LightWolf> Can you create some Cerberuses when we have won My Lord?
[15:11] <The_Lord> If that is the wish of my children, then it shall be granted.
[15:11] <The_Lord> As long as people do not call it God.
[15:12] <LightWolf> I will call it doggie, that is fine yes?
[15:13] <The_Lord> Yes, it perfectly is.
[15:14] <LightWolf> Also, I know an easier way for you to gather your children My Lord! Just defeat the demons in this game and after that Brainwash humanity, this idea come from the above mentioned SMT:Strange Journey, it's fool proof and was proven to work!
[15:15] <The_Lord> That's the spirit!
[15:15] <The_Lord> I shall make you an honorary prophet.
[15:15] <LightWolf> Thank you My Lord
[15:15] <The_Lord> You are hereby known as: St. Dogenheimer.
[15:16] <LightWolf> Ah Dog and a bit german, what a great name, thank you My Lord!
[15:16] <The_Lord> You are welcome, St. Dogenheimer.
[15:17] <StDogenheimer> My Lord I have one last question
[15:18] <The_Lord> Go on.
[15:18] <StDogenheimer> Why is it that when making toast they always get cold by the time I finish making all the ones I need?
[15:24] <StDogenheimer> I hope to have not angered you in any way with my last question My Lord! If it is so, I deeply regret doing so!
By the way, all you wolves playing along with this lynch are foolish heretics. UncleSam an even bigger one if he is one of them.
Um...the fact that wolves could use you(if you are telling the truth) is precisely why I want you lynched. If you are lying, then your arguments against lynching God are null and void. Either way this lynch is a good decision, no one listen to the troll Bass.
 

Bass

Brother in arms
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You don't seem to realize that not a single statement I have made up until now has been serious. Maybe I should be more direct?

Of course lynching God is an excellent idea from the village standpoint! I am just sad that I can't really troll anymore :(

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[14:58] <billymills> hi stellar
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03[14:58] billymills is ~billy@the.eternal.scholar * billymills
03[14:58] billymills is a registered nick
03[14:58] billymills on &#warau @#fluodome 
03[14:58] billymills using apathy.mi.us.synirc.net 9www8.4here12are6my13tits8.10com
03[14:58] billymills End of /WHOIS list.
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06[14:58] <The_Lord> Stellar?
[14:58] <billymills> yea.
06[14:58] <The_Lord> I am not this "Stellar".
06[14:58] <The_Lord> Although stellar describes my character, though!
[14:58] <billymills> bullshit.
[14:59] <billymills> you wouldn't mind if I lynched stellar then?
06[14:59] <The_Lord> Go ahead.
06[14:59] <The_Lord> In fact go ahead and tell everyone that you think I am stellar.
06[15:00] <The_Lord> And see what happens.
[15:00] <billymills> who have you talked to so far?
[15:00] <billymills> I'll just talk to them
06[15:01] <The_Lord> It's obvious.
06[15:01] <The_Lord> Just look at the thread.
[15:01] <billymills> I don't know uncle sam.
06[15:02] <The_Lord> Most of these people talked to me on their own.
[15:02] <billymills> I voted.
06[15:02] <The_Lord> It's pretty useless if you don't give a reason.
[15:03] <billymills> ew has taught you well.
[15:03] <billymills> or gmax.
06[15:03] <The_Lord> What about him?
[15:04] <billymills> Why would you even bother revealing yourself
[15:04] <billymills> if you just stayed hidden, you'd be fine
06[15:04] <The_Lord> Are you a Villager, billymills?
[15:05] <billymills> I'm not revealing anything about myself
[15:05] <billymills> to a user who hides his real name.
[15:05] <billymills> If you want to, get one of your followers to try me.
06[15:06] <The_Lord> I haven't recruited anyone yet.
06[15:06] <The_Lord> (I could not do so n0)
[15:06] <billymills> Then I guess you have nothing to gain from talking to me
06[15:07] <The_Lord> Sure I do.
[15:07] <billymills> explain
06[15:07] <The_Lord> If you want my protection, you will need my help.
[15:07] <billymills> uhh
[15:07] <billymills> DUH
[15:07] <billymills> if i want you not to kill me
[15:07] <billymills> i'll need you not to kill me
[15:07] <billymills> etc.
06[15:07] <The_Lord> I cannot kill.
[15:07] <billymills> ...
06[15:08] <The_Lord> I am God, after all.
[15:08] <billymills> I'm relatively afraid of any recruiter
[15:08] <billymills> who comes out openly.
06[15:08] <The_Lord> Well I cannot post, you see.
[15:08] <billymills> you must really think no one will find you out.
06[15:08] <The_Lord> So I have no choice.
[15:08] <billymills> recruit first, ask questions later.
06[15:09] <The_Lord> I don't want to waste my recruits though.
06[15:09] <The_Lord> And as I said
06[15:09] <The_Lord> I couldn't recruit during n0 anywya.
[15:09] <billymills> This is annoying
[15:09] <billymills> I'm terrible at analysing speech patterns
[15:09] <billymills> I need bass' help or something
06[15:10] <The_Lord> What do you need his help for?
[15:10] <billymills> to analyse you
[15:10] <billymills> determine who you are.
[15:10] <billymills> etc.
06[15:11] <The_Lord> You'll find out eventually.
06[15:11] <The_Lord> For now I will just have some fun.
[15:11] <billymills> It won't last
06[15:11] <The_Lord> Even if I lose.
[15:11] <billymills> someone smarter than me
[15:11] <billymills> will get you.
[15:11] <billymills> would you recommend any lynch today?
06[15:12] <The_Lord> I would want to say UncleSam, since he is a heretic.
06[15:12] <The_Lord> But...
[15:12] <billymills> since is oddly placed there
[15:12] <billymills> strange.
[15:12] <billymills> maybe I can go off that
06[15:12] <The_Lord> If there is nobody worth lynching, then there is no point in voting anything but "no lynch".
06[15:13] <The_Lord> I am but a spectator, you see.
[15:13] <billymills> http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2365166#post2365166 what do you think about this post?
[15:14] <billymills> gah
[15:14] <billymills> you are good.
06[15:14] <The_Lord> I don't know
[15:14] <billymills> really good.
06[15:14] <The_Lord> Minato?
06[15:14] <The_Lord> Who is this Minato?
[15:14] <billymills> huh
[15:14] <billymills> I didn't read the post
[15:14] <billymills> all I know is that you're logged off.
[15:15] <billymills> you're no fool.
06[15:16] <The_Lord> I am the Lord.
06[15:16] <The_Lord> I exist everywhere.
[15:17] <billymills> oh wow.
[15:17] <billymills> really.
[15:17] <billymills> lol
03[15:17] stellar No such nick/channel
03[15:17] stellar End of /WHOIS list.
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[15:18] <billymills> so honestly, what are you.
[15:18] <billymills> you recruit 3 people, and what happens to them?
[15:18] <billymills> do you form a band?
06[15:18] <The_Lord> Their win conditions change to "You win if God wins."
06[15:18] <The_Lord> As if my followers believe in me, they can't lose!
06[15:18] <The_Lord> That is my most important commandment.
[15:19] <billymills> are you against atheists or something?
06[15:19] <The_Lord> They are nonbelievers.
[15:19] <billymills> are the evil?
06[15:19] <The_Lord> Although I can accept the existance of nonbelievers, I will always bless only those that believe in me.
06[15:19] <The_Lord> A great man once said:
06[15:20] <The_Lord> "Don't believe in yourself. Believe in the me that believes in you."
[15:20] <billymills> bass
06[15:20] <The_Lord> "Who the hell do you think we are!?"
Don't worry though, you'll understand what I was after once the lynch is over.

Oh right.

THE TEN PLAGUES!

(Lynch God)
 
The square was still engulfed in radiant light from God's holy descent to the village square. However, what God, in his omniscience, had somehow missed was that this village was full of heretics! Silly mistake, really.

'Well, the majority of you want to kill God,' Earthworm declared, turning on the sparkling deity. From the crowd, a ragged sobbing began; from the accompanying woofs and arfs, one could easily deduce it was LightWolf mourning.

'Don't kill him! He still hasn't answered my question yet!'

'Oh, shut up. You aren't even a player.' said billymills, and he nodded at Earthworm and jumpluff. jumpluff, who hastily closed her fingers to hide the fact she'd been counting on them, reached for the nearest Bible. Then she began saying very deliberately, 'I don't believe in God. I don't believe in God. I don't believe in God.'

God began to whimper. ''I am the Lord your God! Follow me or be doomed to eternal suffering! THE TEN PLAGUES!'

At once, there was a mighty GLOM, and scores of frogs began teeming into the square. The rivers were awash with blood, and locusts buzzed in the air in a great fury. God boomed, 'Plague of the firstborns! You know what that means, CHENN!'

But the crowd had taken up the chant, and in a giant puff of faith, trust, and pixie dust, God exploded, sending sparkles everywhere.

You are the Secret Agent. You do not appear on the player list during Night 0. You must send a PM during Night 0 to select an alias of up to 20 alphanumeric characters plus spaces. You will then assume a position on the player list with that alias from the beginning of Day 1. Your night action, which may be performed from Night 1 onwards, is Night x - Throw darts at USER, which will kill USER. You win if you are the last man standing.


God was Bass.

'Thank God that wasn't messy,' remarked UncleSam, and heartened by their collective act of murder, they all went to bed, hoping they'd wake up in the morning.

('Everytime a child says 'I don't believe in fairies,' there's a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead.' - Peter Pan)

Night 1 starts now and ends in 24 hours.
 

UncleSam

Leading this village
is a Forum Moderator Alumnus
Ok guys, I am highly unlikely to survive this night without BG protection given the number of wolves and my outspoken play thus far. As no one has even attempted to get the village organized, I guess it's a double win if I public claim and ask for the BG to protect me please. C/P straight from my Role PM, I can forward it to anyone who wants the PM as well:

You are the Scholar. Your night action is Night x - Isolate USER. USER will be immune from night actions other than kills that night. You may not target yourself. You win if the Village wins.

If any inspector wants my protection from hooks tonight, feel free to contact me. To be honest I would feel much better if an inspector lead the village, preferably an experienced player as well, but it seems to me I have given all of the inspectors plenty of time to public claim. If anyone wants to prove my role, try targetting Jimbo tonight, I am going to safeguard him. If your action fails, you will know I am telling the truth. Let's get organized village!
 

UncleSam

Leading this village
is a Forum Moderator Alumnus
If the role name Pelipper exists, it would be extremely helpful if you contacted me. I am pretty much the only person who might believe you right now and I might well die by the time day rolls around, so it would be of great help to the organization of the village if you would get in touch via PM or IRC.
 
Probably

A. trolling

B. People posting something on the threads to let Earthworm know they're using their powers. Wasn't there someone who said EVERYTHING IS BRIGHT to light a candle to light a bomb in chaos mafia or something? Firaga is from Final Fantasy.
 

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