[WINNING]Live the Sheen Dream - A funny celebrity quotes topic

[Stallion]

http://www.livethesheendream.com/

I stumbled upon this tonight whilst surfing the net. Alot of you have probably been hearing about Charlie Sheen throughout the weeks news. Even if you havent, the quotes are even funnier out of context. Use this thread to post your favourite ones, or alternatively post other hilarious celebrity quotes.

"I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total, bitchin’ rock star from Mars."

 

[SMZ]

I don't know him, but some quotes made me chuckle/laugh

"Can't is the cancer of happen."
"If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently."
"I just want to hug him and rub his head."
"Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

 

[Nietzsche]

"Bi-polar? The Earth is bi-polar."
"It’s funny how sheep rhymes with sleep."
"I literally woke up and it was Christmas."
"The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning."
"The first one’s free. The next one goes in your mouth."

ahahahaha what

 

[smashlloyd20]

"I'm going to turn this team around 360 degrees!"
"We have to ask ourselves a question: Is our children learning?" -Bush

 

[Alan]

long live carlos estevez

 

[Firestorm]

Best Charlie Sheen Interview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM

"I'm Bi-Winning. I win here and I win there."

 

[SMZ]

oh wait nvm I know him, he's the guy from two and a half men

 

[CaptKirby]

His twitter he just started is just amazing; he gives amazingly dumb, banal advice, but frames it with his usual obsession with the words winning and whatever other bullshit, while telling us how much of a reality check he is giving us! Meanwhile people sycophantically suck his dick on every picture/whatever he posts...it will be a fun ride until he dies of his drug overdose though.

 

[Improbability]

Charlie: If you borrow my brain for 5 seconds you'd just be like dude can't handle it, unplug this bastard, yeah, because it fires in a way that is... umm, I dunno maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm."

Charlie: "The last time I took drugs it would have killed anyone else.
Interviewer: "How much, exactly?"
Charlie: I dunno, I was just bangin seven gram rocks, cos that's how I roll. I only have one mode: GO."

"Dying is for fools."

 

[Fatecrashers]

here's a nice game

guess the crazy

Sheen, Beck or Qaddafi?

 

[Stallion]

PS Fatecrashers, that game had me legitimately stumped. They all sounded like the same person lol.

 

[Thorns]

hint: all the evil dictator ones were glenn beck

 

[Stallion]

"If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned."

To my credit, I knew this one was Charlie Sheen straight away as soon as I saw the word "violence".

 

[moot]

i was following the fake charlie sheen twitter for awhile, @charIiesheen

in all honesty there isn't much difference except there's less links and followers

 

[Cooky]

Charlie: "The last time I took drugs it would have killed anyone else.
Interviewer: "How much, exactly?"
Charlie: I dunno, I was just bangin seven gram rocks, cos that's how I roll. I only have one mode: GO."

motherfuckin G


ok but 7 grams is costing about $900 dollars so if hes using every day thats roughly $27000 a month on coke. thats like average yearly wage going up his nose and strangling his brain.

 

[comatthew6]

"I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy."

 

[az]

charlie sheen is the only sane man on the planet

 

[PK Gaming]

"Your perimeter’s been breached. You got work to do bro."
"Of course you’re gnarly. You’re talking to me."
"Get over here and enjoy the ride, bro. We’re starting to win."
"Got to dismiss these clowns."
"I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvn3RXp0YiQ