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i once put 42 mcdonalds chicken nuggets in my anus
Hello everybody! Today, definitely not inspired by any post by phoopes or anything, I will be going through the political compass test (tm) and giving the craziest answer to each question to see what the craziest political ideology is. Now, to be clear, this is just for fun. I even hold a couple of the positions I put here. With that out of the way, let's get to it. (Also, this post took longer than I care to admit don't do this at home. Especially not on a phone, I really made this as hard as possible for myself)
You should background check anyone who believes this to make sure they're not secretly a trans-national corporation.
I hope no one believed this in Germany in the 1930s/40s. Oh wait...
Anyone who believes this is also probably proud of the fact that they're 5'3" and also proud of the fact that they were both with legs
Need I say any more?
"The US and the USSR are friends to this day, on account of having a shared enemy in WWII"
"If stopping a genocide is against international law, it is immoral to stop it, yes very good"
Anyone who believes this is probably trying to entertain you, and also may or may not want Patreon donations
"Do I have more in common with Elon Musk or with someone who lives in a completely different part of the world, speaks a different language, and has a different culture? Who's to say"
"It's fine if no one has a job, so long as my savings are still worth the same"
"Corporations will protect the environment out of the kindness of their heart! I'm sure of it!"
"It's also an idea which hasn't been tried"
"Well you see, Feudalism had the freest market I've seen and everyone was happier back then"
Fuck whoever answers this way, I like my bottled water
Y'all ain't getting my land without a fight
Show me a person who has money and contributes nothing to society and I'll... well not important but the point is there isn't one
Never? Like never never? Never ever?
"Corporations shouldn't be expected to not do literally anything so long as they make some cash"
Anyone who gives this opinion may or may not be a rich person. Contact your local poison control for more details
"Only rich people should have good medical care! They are the only ones worthy!"
"Lying is good when businesses do it"
"The freer the monopolies, the freer the people"
I don't think I can rely on Smogon to save my post so I'll just finish this later I pwomise :)
You should background check anyone who believes this to make sure they're not secretly a trans-national corporation.
I hope no one believed this in Germany in the 1930s/40s. Oh wait...
Anyone who believes this is also probably proud of the fact that they're 5'3" and also proud of the fact that they were both with legs
Need I say any more?
"The US and the USSR are friends to this day, on account of having a shared enemy in WWII"
"If stopping a genocide is against international law, it is immoral to stop it, yes very good"
Anyone who believes this is probably trying to entertain you, and also may or may not want Patreon donations
"Do I have more in common with Elon Musk or with someone who lives in a completely different part of the world, speaks a different language, and has a different culture? Who's to say"
"It's fine if no one has a job, so long as my savings are still worth the same"
"Corporations will protect the environment out of the kindness of their heart! I'm sure of it!"
"It's also an idea which hasn't been tried"
"Well you see, Feudalism had the freest market I've seen and everyone was happier back then"
Fuck whoever answers this way, I like my bottled water
Y'all ain't getting my land without a fight
Show me a person who has money and contributes nothing to society and I'll... well not important but the point is there isn't one
Never? Like never never? Never ever?
"Corporations shouldn't be expected to not do literally anything so long as they make some cash"
Anyone who gives this opinion may or may not be a rich person. Contact your local poison control for more details
"Only rich people should have good medical care! They are the only ones worthy!"
"Lying is good when businesses do it"
"The freer the monopolies, the freer the people"
I don't think I can rely on Smogon to save my post so I'll just finish this later I pwomise :)