mags
Banned deucer.
What the fr*ck did you just fr*cking say about Crusaders, you little b*tch? I'll have you know the Crusaders graduated top of the ubers ladder on the Official Smogon Server on Pokemonshowdown.com, and have been involved in numerous secret ladder snipes on jimmyftw, and have achieved 1700 confirmed elo through the trial of hundreds of battles. The Crusaders are trained in territorial warfare and are the top clan in the entirety of pokemon simulators in 2017. You are nothing to the Crusaders but just another Tier Leader. The Crusaders will smite you the f*ck off the Ubers Ladder with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this pokemon simulator, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about the Crusaders over the Internet? Think again, f*cker. As we speak, the Crusaders are contacting their secret network of ladder heroes across the globe and your alt is being stalked right now so you better prepare for the storm, heathen. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f*cking dead, Tier Leader. The Crusaders can be anywhere, anytime, and can defeat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with venusaur sets. Not only are the Crusaders extensively trained in armed combat, but also have access to the entire arsenal of the pokemonshowdown teambuilder and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable carcass off the face of the Ubers room, you infidel. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn pagan. The Crusaders will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You've been f*cking forsaken, burnie.