Can You Haiku? (5)

[Texas Cloverleaf]

haiku is far too
enjoyably pointless to not
see it all the time

The overused tier is
really really boring no?
far too much offense

However RU
is much more engaging yes?
FUCKING PLAY IT HOS!

 

[moot]

A while back my brother and I were bored in physics or something so we decided to write Dirty Haikus instead of Dirty Limericks, hilarity ensues (Nick is the name of my brother).

(the joke for most of them is that they are not witty whatsoever)

very rude and not altogether classy

My contributions:
HAIKUS FOR AN AUTUMN'S DAY
-Softly descending
-A fiery palette of leaves
-Nick is a (BAN ME PLEASE)

-Delicately sipping
-The brew of the season's son
-Nick has super-AIDS

-We didn't start the
-fire; though we did ignite it
-We tried to fight it

-The ant's loyalty
-To the mound, unwavering
-I stomped the fucker

-The tree stands proudly
-Quivering in the March wind
-The tree is my cock


Nick and the guy next to him (both of whom are considerably more crass than myself)
-Sakura Blossoms (I made fun of him for that)
-Colorfully adorn all
-(BAN ME PLEASE) bitch tits cock

-Today it's Friday
-I'm not paying attention
-Fuck the damn police

-penis penis dick
-penis penis penis dick
-penis penis dick

-Mount Fuji stands tall
-Tall and Graceful in nature
-I am a rapist

-Leaves of brown, orange
-Gracefully fall to the earth
-Gay pornography

-Now I look upon
-A twinkling star, shining bright
-Ejaculation

-Yellow daffodil
-All alone in the meadow
-I forcibly cum

-A graceful pine tree
-Standing, reigning, tall and proud
-Anal beads galore

-Crystal water falls
-Gracefully into the pond
-Where is my dildo?

-I ejaculate
-All over a bunch of cats
-This story's over

-The mother pushes
-I gaze at the newborn babe
-Too bad! A stillbirth

-Snow blankets the world
-The world, baptized in whiteness
-Kind of like my dick

-Oh dandelion,
-Beautiful dandelion
-Suck my big fat cock

Might add some serious submissions if this thread lasts that long! (doubtful)

i can't fucking stop laughing

 

[Terrador]

Damn it, Terrador
You perpetually fail
Can you be redeemed?

Listening to Count
But "Count" is replaced with "Fuck"
The result: I lol.

Watch somebody say
That lol's pronunciation
Is "ehl, oh, ehl"... balls.

Seriously, though
Here is the link in question
It's so amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

In before this link
Malfunctions horrendously
Let's see how it works...

Holy frijoles
The link actually works
Surprised, Yoda is.

 

[RayquazaTheKip]

Mudkips are epic
They always go "Mud" and "Kip"
You must bow to them

 

[blarajan]

Wow I searched for it
To make sure it was not used
Shake my fucking head

 

[Spork]

glorious nippon
magical girls fight robots
makes no sense to me

 

[Ampharos]

I'll write a haiku
I wonder what I'll include
Oh shit I'm out of-

Sometimes my haikus
Do not make very much sense
Refridgerator

Chou Toshiou's kids
Are better at this than me
But they are Asian

How much more of this
Can I sit and try to make
I don't have a clue

Reading this haiku
Is pointless because it says
Random pointless crap

Cherry blossom spring
Wait no stop that sounded good
Crap I ruined it

 

[Starbuck]

The Force is with you
Young Skywalker, but you are
Not a Jedi yet.

 

[LonelyNess]

This thread has been done
what seems like a million times
What comes? Nothing good.

 

[Nails]

how many syllables
i think i'm doing this right
tell me if i messed up

ln is right though
haiku threads are pretty bad
pretty much all spam

edit:

nails is a pervert
he makes me hide my children
jump should infract him

wtf is this
who the hell is this (BAN ME PLEASE)
someone ban him please

 

[Myzozoa]

nig, respect the game
that should be it, what you eat
doesnt make me shit

 

[Alan]

im browsing smogon
but i should be asleep in
my warm bed. goodnight

 

[Fishy]

fuck the damn police ahahahaah

found juice in the fridge
my stomach thinks i'm a dick
expiration date

 

[iDunno]

juice does not expire
unless it actually
expires I guess

 

[Woodchuck]

i guess you could say
it wasn't berry tasty
someone shoot me now

 

[Chieliee]

Why do I always
Forget what a haiku looks like
It is annoying

yeah. I suck. Really bad. At this

 

[KurashiDragon]

a boy stares at dusk
a ray shine, taking someone
the boy curses death

He is my best friend
He has been gone for so long
Life is so different

Life can be so cruel
death is short and so is life
Heed my words and live

 

[Spork]

well it's a shame that
in all probability
there's no real heaven

 

[min min]

One two three four five
six seven eight nine ten e
leven twelve thirteen

 

[Limi]

I cannot help it
but participate in this.
Stupid bandwagon.

 

[Lesser Smaug]

How do I get a How do I get a (5)
Pre-Contributor badge Pre-Con-tri-bu-tor bad-ge (7)
It is really hard It is real-ly hard (5)

I did a haiku
What the fuck is a haiku
How do I haiku

Go greet everyone
I hope you enjoy your stay
(Come back soon young one)

 

[Tobes]

post count plus plus plus
post count plus plus plus plus plus
post count plus plus plus

 

[Ampharos]

Why are you trying
To raise your postcount? It is
Much bigger than most

 

[Oblivion IX]

- This is a haiku.
- It is very creative.
- Nothing else to say.

 

[Myzozoa]

i step thru ya door,
i step on ya balls. haiku
hater; hipster whore