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A while back my brother and I were bored in physics or something so we decided to write Dirty Haikus instead of Dirty Limericks, hilarity ensues (Nick is the name of my brother).
(the joke for most of them is that they are not witty whatsoever)
My contributions:
HAIKUS FOR AN AUTUMN'S DAY
-Softly descending
-A fiery palette of leaves
-Nick is a (BAN ME PLEASE)
-Delicately sipping
-The brew of the season's son
-Nick has super-AIDS
-We didn't start the
-fire; though we did ignite it
-We tried to fight it
-The ant's loyalty
-To the mound, unwavering
-I stomped the fucker
-The tree stands proudly
-Quivering in the March wind
-The tree is my cock
Nick and the guy next to him (both of whom are considerably more crass than myself)
-Sakura Blossoms (I made fun of him for that)
-Colorfully adorn all
-(BAN ME PLEASE) bitch tits cock
-Today it's Friday
-I'm not paying attention
-Fuck the damn police
-penis penis dick
-penis penis penis dick
-penis penis dick
-Mount Fuji stands tall
-Tall and Graceful in nature
-I am a rapist
-Leaves of brown, orange
-Gracefully fall to the earth
-Gay pornography
-Now I look upon
-A twinkling star, shining bright
-Ejaculation
-Yellow daffodil
-All alone in the meadow
-I forcibly cum
-A graceful pine tree
-Standing, reigning, tall and proud
-Anal beads galore
-Crystal water falls
-Gracefully into the pond
-Where is my dildo?
-I ejaculate
-All over a bunch of cats
-This story's over
-The mother pushes
-I gaze at the newborn babe
-Too bad! A stillbirth
-Snow blankets the world
-The world, baptized in whiteness
-Kind of like my dick
-Oh dandelion,
-Beautiful dandelion
-Suck my big fat cock
Might add some serious submissions if this thread lasts that long! (doubtful)
[20:50] <@zorbees> erm, let me put that in haiku form
[20:50] <@zorbees> terrador you suck
[20:50] <Terrador> what
[20:50] <@zorbees> you cannot count syllables
[20:50] <Terrador> wait, fuck
[20:50] <Terrador> Did I fail?
[20:50] <@zorbees> you are a huge noob
[20:51] <@zorbees> line 1 in the second haiku
[20:51] <@zorbees> had 6
[20:51] <Terrador> Herp
[20:51] <Terrador> My bad.
06[20:51] * Terrador headdesk
01[20:51] <Walrein> zorbees you are harsh
01[20:51] <Walrein> this is walrein's worst haiku
[20:51] <@zorbees> interrupt haiku
01[20:51] <Walrein> o shit im out of-
[20:51] <Spiffy> zorbees sux
[20:51] <@zorbees> walrein did you like
[20:51] <@zorbees> my modification of
[20:51] <@zorbees> your shitty haiku?
01[20:52] <Walrein> it was kind of meh
01[20:52] <Walrein> the interruption was lame
01[20:52] <Walrein> otherwise, we're cool
[20:52] <@zorbees> interrupt again
[20:52] <@zorbees> damn
[20:54] <@zorbees> great haiku i make
[20:54] <@zorbees> about nothing much, it is
01[20:54] <Walrein> interrupted end
[20:54] <@zorbees> asian yoda man
[20:54] <Terrador> ohsnap.jpeg
01[20:54] <Walrein> wow, just fucking wow
01[20:54] <Walrein> my webcam is horrible
01[20:54] <Walrein> dropped a jillion frames
[20:55] <@zorbees> lets play yu-gi-oh
[20:55] <@zorbees> i activate my trap card
[20:55] <@zorbees> torrential tribute
01[20:56] <Walrein> i am terrible
01[20:56] <Walrein> at the game called yugioh
01[20:56] <Walrein> at least i have cards
01[20:56] <Walrein> also, breaking haiku for a sec
01[20:56] <Walrein> torrential tribute pisses me off
[20:57] <@zorbees> lol
[20:57] <@zorbees> torrential tribute
[20:57] <@zorbees> pisses walrein off a lot
[20:57] <@zorbees> it clears his whole field
[20:57] <Terrador> Why I think haiku
01[20:57] <Walrein> the only thing worse
[20:57] <Terrador> Sucks dick is because you guys
01[20:57] <Walrein> than a torrential tribute
[20:57] <Terrador> Always fail at life
01[20:57] <Walrein> is a mirror force
06[20:57] * Terrador runs
03[20:57] * Parts: Terrador (Mibbit@synIRC-EBE8DA1B.bvtn.or.frontiernet.net)
01[20:58] <Walrein> our awful haikus
01[20:58] <Walrein> have scared terrador away
01[20:58] <Walrein> he is facepalming
03[20:59] * Joins: Chomz (~765dd026@synIRC-EA427201.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
[21:00] <@zorbees> i respond to him
[21:00] <@zorbees> in the smogon haiku thread
[21:00] <@zorbees> i troll him too much
01[21:01] <Walrein> i just found this thread
01[21:01] <Walrein> i want to post something there
01[21:01] <Walrein> possibly this log
A while back my brother and I were bored in physics or something so we decided to write Dirty Haikus instead of Dirty Limericks, hilarity ensues (Nick is the name of my brother).
(the joke for most of them is that they are not witty whatsoever)
My contributions:
HAIKUS FOR AN AUTUMN'S DAY
-Softly descending
-A fiery palette of leaves
-Nick is a (BAN ME PLEASE)
-Delicately sipping
-The brew of the season's son
-Nick has super-AIDS
-We didn't start the
-fire; though we did ignite it
-We tried to fight it
-The ant's loyalty
-To the mound, unwavering
-I stomped the fucker
-The tree stands proudly
-Quivering in the March wind
-The tree is my cock
Nick and the guy next to him (both of whom are considerably more crass than myself)
-Sakura Blossoms (I made fun of him for that)
-Colorfully adorn all
-(BAN ME PLEASE) bitch tits cock
-Today it's Friday
-I'm not paying attention
-Fuck the damn police
-penis penis dick
-penis penis penis dick
-penis penis dick
-Mount Fuji stands tall
-Tall and Graceful in nature
-I am a rapist
-Leaves of brown, orange
-Gracefully fall to the earth
-Gay pornography
-Now I look upon
-A twinkling star, shining bright
-Ejaculation
-Yellow daffodil
-All alone in the meadow
-I forcibly cum
-A graceful pine tree
-Standing, reigning, tall and proud
-Anal beads galore
-Crystal water falls
-Gracefully into the pond
-Where is my dildo?
-I ejaculate
-All over a bunch of cats
-This story's over
-The mother pushes
-I gaze at the newborn babe
-Too bad! A stillbirth
-Snow blankets the world
-The world, baptized in whiteness
-Kind of like my dick
-Oh dandelion,
-Beautiful dandelion
-Suck my big fat cock
Might add some serious submissions if this thread lasts that long! (doubtful)