Battle of the Gods! Discord versus Mysterious Stallion

So, I built a new team after losing 3-0 iirc to MS with my shitty surprise team. This would be a battle of the gods! With this new team, I beat MS 3-0, but now to fight his strongest team.

Discord's Team: Staraptor, PorygonZ, Infernape, Gengar, Roserade, Empoleon.

MysteriousStallion's Team: Gyarados, Vaporeon, Magnezone, Mamoswine, Blissey, Gliscor.

Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle
Discord+ sent out Leading you to your DOOM (lvl 100 Staraptor ?).
MysteriousStallion sent out Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Leading you to your DOOM's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados's intimidate cut Leading you to your DOOM's attack!
MysteriousStallion: bitch
Discord+: just noticed you didnt see one of my pokes
Discord+: dont worry youll see it
Discord+: =]

Oh god, his scary ass Gyara. Oh well, I shall lead him to his DOOM!

MysteriousStallion switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).
Leading you to your DOOM used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Gliscor lost 8% of its health.
MysteriousStallion: not mismagius
MysteriousStallion: or ill kill you
Discord+: no
Discord+: lololol
MysteriousStallion: :)
Discord+ switched in Rapist (lvl 100 Porygonz).
Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.

Hello, I am a rapist. How do you do? Well, I am quite fine, but you might not be in the best condition!
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Discord+: i excluded this
Discord+: there is something else
Discord+: yiou dont know
Discord+: xD
Discord+: its one of my favourites
MysteriousStallion: gyara?
MysteriousStallion: chomp?
MysteriousStallion switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Rapist used Nasty Plot.
Rapist's special attack was sharply raised.

Oh yeah, rape powers go!
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MysteriousStallion: fear?
MysteriousStallion: lol
Discord+: another favourite
Rapist used Nasty Plot.
Rapist's special attack was sharply raised.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Rapist lost 32% of its health.

Why am I so fucking greedy?
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Rapist used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 90% of its health.
Rapist lost 10% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Rapist lost 32% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.

Lol, 90% with Timid.
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Discord+: ahahahaha
Rapist used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 85% of its health.
MysteriousStallion's Blissey fainted.
Rapist lost 10% of its health.

Lol, minus one Bliss, I think I won, as my team is heavily special based.

6-5 Discord.
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MysteriousStallion switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).
Discord+: awww
Discord+: meanie
MysteriousStallion: lol
Discord+: you jerkoff
Discord+: =[
Mamoswine used Ice Shard.
Rapist lost 46% of its health.
Discord+'s Rapist fainted.
Mamoswine lost 10% of its health.

Oh, fucking god. Had I not been greedy and not NP'ed a second time, I would survive the shard and kill Mamo. :justin:

5-5 Tie.
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Discord+: YOU KILLED MY RAPIST
Discord+ switched in Leading you to your DOOM (lvl 100 Staraptor ?).
Leading you to your DOOM's intimidate cut Mamoswine's attack!
MysteriousStallion: that i did
Discord+ switched in Flowers for MS (lvl 100 Roserade ?).
MysteriousStallion switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).
Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.

MS, DO YOU LIKE MY FLOWERS?
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Discord+ switched in Hidden Shadows (lvl 100 Gengar ?).
Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
Hidden Shadows lost 41% of its health.
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Hidden Shadows used Shadow Ball.
Gliscor lost 70% of its health.
Hidden Shadows lost 10% of its health.
Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
Hidden Shadows lost 42% of its health.
Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
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Hidden Shadows used Shadow Ball.
Gliscor lost 68% of its health.
MysteriousStallion's Gliscor fainted.
Hidden Shadows lost 10% of its health.
Discord+'s Hidden Shadows fainted.

Lol. Gengar's shit defenses really cost me. Preserving this would be important for later on, oh well. Poor me.

4-4 Tie.
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Discord+ switched in Leading you to your DOOM (lvl 100 Staraptor ?).
MysteriousStallion switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Leading you to your DOOM's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados's intimidate cut Leading you to your DOOM's attack!
Discord+ switched in Rape Penguins (lvl 100 Empoleon ?).
MysteriousStallion switched in Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).

Hmph. Getting past Vapo could be quite the issue. HP Electric Surprise time! One of his pokes I am not sure of yet, I wonder what it could be. Right now, I am worried he would switch in Mamo, but he would probably be Scared off by Specs Pumps. Hmm. We shall see.
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Discord+: there it is
Discord+: =[
MysteriousStallion switched in Magnezone (lvl 100 Magnezone).
Rape Penguins used Hidden Power.
It's not very effective...
Magnezone lost 18% of its health.
Magnezone's leftovers restored its health a little!
Magnezone restored 6% of its health.

Oh fucking god. MAG3! Shit! Fucking shithead, go die in a fire!

aaaaa
aaaaa

Fucking cunt!

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Discord+: shit.......
Discord+: ...........
Discord+: ................
Discord+: ............
MysteriousStallion: and here i am :)
Rape Penguins used Hidden Power.
It's not very effective...
Magnezone lost 20% of its health.
Magnezone used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Rape Penguins lost 120% of its health.
Discord+'s Rape Penguins fainted.
Magnezone's leftovers restored its health a little!
Magnezone restored 6% of its health.

Gah! Fucking shit shit shit.

4-3 MysteriousStallion.
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Discord+: go die ina FIRE
Discord+ switched in RapeApe (lvl 100 Infernape ?).
RapeApe used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
Magnezone lost 151% of its health.
MysteriousStallion's Magnezone fainted.
RapeApe lost 10% of its health.

Ironically, I said, "Die ina FIRE," and I killed him with FB xD

3-3 Tie
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MysteriousStallion switched in Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).
Discord+: damn im still going to lose
Discord+: unfortunately
Discord+ switched in Flowers for MS (lvl 100 Roserade ?).
Vaporeon used Surf.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Flowers for MS lost 42% of its health.
Flowers for MS's leftovers restored its health a little!
Flowers for MS restored 6% of its health.

HEY STOP CRITTING MY FLOWERS. THEY ARE FOR YOU MS.
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Discord+: HEY
Discord+: FUCK OFF
MysteriousStallion: lol
Discord+: lol
Discord+: =[
MysteriousStallion switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Flowers for MS's attack!
Flowers for MS used Leech Seed.
Gyarados was seeded!
Flowers for MS's leftovers restored its health a little!
Flowers for MS restored 6% of its health.
Gyarados's health was sapped by leech seed!
Gyarados lost 12% of its health.
Flowers for MS regained health!
Flowers for MS restored 14% of its health.

Gah! Gyara (BAN ME PLEASE)! Oh well, maybe I can hit hard with Energy Ball and win?
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Discord+: yeah gg
Discord+: gyara wins
MysteriousStallion: gg
Flowers for MS used Energy Ball.
Gyarados lost 35% of its health.
Gyarados used Earthquake.
Flowers for MS lost 97% of its health.
Discord+'s Flowers for MS fainted.

God, I have lost badly now. He will DD and I will lose hard.

3-2 MysteriousStallion
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Discord+: =[
Discord+ switched in Leading you to your DOOM (lvl 100 Staraptor ?).
Leading you to your DOOM's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
MysteriousStallion switched in Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).
Leading you to your DOOM used Double-edge.
Vaporeon lost 74% of its health.
Leading you to your DOOM was hit by recoil!
Leading you to your DOOM lost 35% of its health.
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.

Lol what the fuck .-. Staraptor hurts quite a bit. It seems futile though as I am going to lose.
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Discord+: lol ._.
Leading you to your DOOM used Double-edge.
Vaporeon lost 67% of its health.
MysteriousStallion's Vaporeon fainted.
Leading you to your DOOM was hit by recoil!
Leading you to your DOOM lost 15% of its health.

Bye cutie.

2-2 Tie.

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MysteriousStallion switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).


Okay, this is the most critical part of the game. I CAN win. However, to do this, I need to predict carefully and corerctly. I am quite sure he will Ice Shard me, and I can switch into Infernape and that is it, I have won. However, MS damn well knows I will almost definitely will switch in Nape. He would most likely Earthquake, then I lose. So I have decided that he will most likely EQ and I will leave Staraptor in. This is it, here we fucking go! Moment of truth.

Mamoswine used Ice Shard.
It's super effective!
Leading you to your DOOM lost 86% of its health.
Discord+'s Leading you to your DOOM fainted.
Mamoswine lost 10% of its health.

Oh fucking god, I have lost. My prediction was good, but unfortunately, as usual, MS was one step ahead of me.

2-1 MysteriousStallion
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Discord+ switched in RapeApe (lvl 100 Infernape ?).
MysteriousStallion: lol
RapeApe used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
Mamoswine lost 177% of its health.
MysteriousStallion's Mamoswine fainted.
RapeApe lost 10% of its health.

1-1 Tie.
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MysteriousStallion switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut RapeApe's attack!
Discord+: crit plox
MysteriousStallion: no
Discord+: i had half a mind to switch to ape on the ice shard
MysteriousStallion: stay away crit
Discord+: but i thought you would eq
Discord+: lol
RapeApe used Fire Blast.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 35% of its health.
RapeApe lost 10% of its health.
Gyarados used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
RapeApe lost 169% of its health.
Discord+'s RapeApe fainted.
MysteriousStallion wins!
MysteriousStallion: lol i had half a mind to quake also
MysteriousStallion: :)
MysteriousStallion: gg
Discord+: aww
Discord+: gg
Discord+: =[

1-0 MysteriousStallion

Ah well, good fucking game. I have lost it seems. Oh, his Gyarados had 17% HP left, and technically, due to Life Orb recoil, 7% HP. Such a close goddamn game. Actually, if I had used Leaf Storm over Energy Ball on Roserade, the damage would be increaded quite a bit and I would have won. Making that change.

Props:
- Did quite well for a five minute team against MS's supposed best team.
- Learned quite a bit, and now have better ways to improve my team.
- Had fun, and battled a cool guy.

Slops:
- My mistake in prediction on the Staraptor v.Mamo encounter.
- Not using Leaf Storm > Energy Ball on Roseraider.
- That costing me the game.
- Mag switch on HP Electric Empoleon.
 

Stallion

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Not my best team, but one of my better teams :) (that distinction goes to my gay stalling team) that I had just made today ironically :). But yeah that was a close battle, I was in half a mind to quake but i thought that you might see that coming lol.

Good match
 

Sunday

God Bless Nintys Incompetence :*)
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I have to agree with Tokimasa. Editing out your nicks and replacing them with the pokes actual name would help a lot...

I did manage to read it though, and while things seem to go very quickly and slopily at times the ending is quite good.
 
Spamming the word fuck and leaving in a bunch of ellipsis passing for dialogue isn't exactly a compelling warstory, not even considering the bad formatting, use of long unhelpful nicknames, and not even following any sort of convention for bolding of text.
 
pretty good warstory I liked it. Thanks for taking the time to post this :D gg to both of you and congrats MS for getting the win :D.
 

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