The mods were actualy saying "I'll give you 600 bucks just to shut the hell up nigga" at me. Three of them.
Anyway, horrible rater alert - BirdTrainer Jeff is trolling IGTR on Serebii.
As for the IVs: Wow, that's horrible. 0-2/2-8/26-31/19-25/26 or 31/26-31
Possibly flawless Def, SpD and Spe, but incredibly shitty Atk and HP. Just my luck.