Dear SirCalmMindsALot,
I think you are wrong for the following reasons. First of all,
Sir + Calm Minds + A + Lot = SirCumsAlot
Sir - A way to address a male, since females tend to take offence.
Calm Minds - A stat-upping move that raises both Special Attack and Special Defense by one stage.
A - Favorite interjection of The Fonz.
Lot - a large number or amount or extent.
I'm not sure why you're wrong... So I think I'll just say I'm right. Alright.