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  1. Voltage

    Ever wonder what it would feel like to get hit by part of a pokemon/move?

    hehe yeah :pimp: i am a murder machine
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    Mouth cankersore refuses to go away and every time I shift or move even slightly it starts hurting evenmore I'm using moutwash but it wont go away jst

    my ex swore by swishing hydrogen peroxide to get rid of them but there's a reason we broke up
  3. Voltage

    not to be pretentious but yall should really read this… PEOPLE'S MODERATOR ELECTION 2024: CAMPAIGNING STARTS NOW (about time...)

    i can't even afford a custom avatar with my posting points and your telling me the posting point economy is booming???
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    not to be pretentious but yall should really read this… PEOPLE'S MODERATOR ELECTION 2024: CAMPAIGNING STARTS NOW (about time...)

    hi candidates, i'm a single issue voter, how are you going to deal with the fact that we are in a posting points recession??????
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    Tournament CAPCL III - Finals [Won by Shoenice Skwovets]

    I'm so glad I stopped being involved with tours so i didn't have to be included in binpin's cap anime fanfic (please do not write fanfiction about real people)
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    bellibolt

    she was born on leap day (happy birthday Iono!)
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    best stat

    luck
  8. Voltage

    thinking about unlocking a world of excitement by experiencing casual encounters

    get involved with your local community, and then rule it with an iron fist (though don't tell them that until you're elected)
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    BEST POKEMON (Voting Round)

    - [×] Dhelmise (Kris)
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    CAP 34 - Part 1 - Concept Submissions

    WIP perhaps a Name: Parry and Riposte Description: This Pokemon is able to "parry" and/or "riposte" (counter-attack) an opponent's actions with a well-timed action from the user. This parry and riposte may be done passively from the Pokemon's inherent features like its ability, or more...
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    Announcements BP's Official People's Moderator 2024 Campaign Thread

    okay who wants to tell me why I got a phone call last night asking if I was registered to vote in New Jersey when I've never left the american midwest my entire life???????
  12. Voltage

    (ROLEPLAY) Smogon High School - Signups Open

    whoops, sorry kid, lemme write you a pass to the nurse's office. got a piece of paper?
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    (ROLEPLAY) Smogon High School - Signups Open

    hey kiddos, lemme tell ya, there's nothing like a good battle! just make sure you're following the rules! back in my day we had these things called ASB https://www.smogon.com/smog/issue40/asb. wouldn't ya know it! one of the authors of the CAP ASB might've even been at the insurrection (though...
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    (ROLEPLAY) Smogon High School - Signups Open

    *sitting on my Rotom-C as he munches the lawn* yeeeeeep nothing like a nice day to mow the lawn
  15. Voltage

    Political discussion thread

    No you dingus, having the union means we're allowed to collectively argue for a fair posting point wage with the big cheeses We're not Ireland with this unification business, we are strictly a posting labor union and do not take a stance on any kind of unification front or other political business
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    (ROLEPLAY) Smogon High School - Signups Open

    because he smokes a lot of weed, probably
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    (ROLEPLAY) Smogon High School - Signups Open

    ====APPLICATION==== Character name: Calvin Andhobbes Pronouns: "well I'm certain not connouns" (he / him / they / them) Role You Picked: I would like to be the old maintenance guy who mowes the lawns and all that jazz, and who seems like an ordinary old guy but the students constantly spread...
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    father forgive me for i have sinned, i did not follow the gimmick in the gimmick thread. please tell me what i must do so that i may repent and enter the kingdom of smogoff heaven's gates. what must i say to st. phoopes, patron saint of being a bouncer at a bar?
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    Political discussion thread

    SMOGOFF UNION POSTERS! WHO ARE WE SUPPORTING IN THE ELECTION???????/
  20. Voltage

    I have been on Smogon for over a decade!!!!!

    nice work champ, keep it up :]
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