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    How fast are you at swimming

    the swim boys at my highschool were weird as fuck. I'd like to think its a cause of constant chemical intake but I've come to the conclusion that all swim boys are weird. Look at that phelps fella he even looks weird.
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    Only post in this thread if youre wasted

    can we change the thread name to "only post this in this thread if you've ingested enough poison to feel its effects"
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    Only post in this thread if youre wasted

    In light of me just noticing MF's great page 5 post I decided to start guzzling burgundy
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    itt btfo libtards: Liberal Tears Edition

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    itt btfo libtards: Liberal Tears Edition

    Smogoff has gone woke in light of Congs invasion so this thread shall serve as a safe space for white conservative males who are becoming victims because of the invasion. Also the old thread was funny and its been 4 years.
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    How fast are you at swimming

    Walking is fine but having another separate physical activity as a hobby would be extremely beneficial to your short-term and long-term health. Swimming even for fun is an example. If you prefer dry land activities Jujitsu and pickleball are incredible life time activities.
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    I have a confession

    In You, O Post, I put my trust; let me never be HaHa'd; deliver me Your love reactions. -Postalations 13:12 Do not exalt yourself by HaHa's received -Postalations 17:8
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    I have a confession

    get ready for that mcdouble point Infraction now that the truth has been revealed
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    Magog refers to Russia no? That's how I interpreted it.

    Magog refers to Russia no? That's how I interpreted it.
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    How does it feel to exist during the potential catalyst for world war 3

    Im part of the nothing ever happens crowd. Although Iran and Pakistan are attacking Israel. According to the book of revelations the endtimes will begin when Israel's neighbors gang up on it. I think we only need like 1 more neighboring nation to go to war agaisnt Israel to signify the end...
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    FOR THE GUYS Shadow of Smogoff

    Listen, maggots! We've been soft for too long, whispering and mincing our words like pathetic man filth. It's time to embrace the power of the Uruk tongue, a language as fierce and unyielding as our might! Speaking like the Uruks means commanding respect, instilling fear, and asserting dominance...
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    celeb crushes omg

    if I were from the 80s: Molly Ringwald If I were from the 90s: Minnie Driver Now: Anna Kendrick
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    the well #88 - april, fools [vote] (won by gimmicky, somehow)

    listen I love Gangsta Spongebob as much as the next guy. But Rugi is the everyday posters hero
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    the well #88 - april, fools [vote] (won by gimmicky, somehow)

    lol ur a little late on noms
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    smogoffs got talent (AI edition)

    https://suno.com/song/05002514-0dbb-48ae-b07b-8df5e06a8ddb
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    OJ is dead!!!!!!

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    OJ is dead!!!!!!

    he did it
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    Think of a guy

    guy who gets together with 5 other guys to drive up the post count in a thread with unfunny and unoriginal posts increasing the page count from 15 to 20 in a single month almost entirely ruining a funny and original thread. Guy who mods smogoff and could delete all the unfunny/original posts of...
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